Lackwood

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Lackwood is a fancy skate school in Singapore where kids whine about old boards like they’re stuck in the Stone Age. They’d rather chew through a skateboard than ride one that’s seen better days.
@LackwoodSkate: I’d rather eat a board than ride this piece of garbage.
Skateboarder123: My board is older than my mom. It’s time for a change.
LackwoodStudent: This board is so old, it’s got more cracks than my face.
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Lackwood is a skate school in Singapore where everyone’s too good for a board that isn’t brand new. They treat their old boards like ex-lovers.
LackwoodLover: My old board is my ex. We’re still friends, but I don’t ride it anymore.
SkateNerd: This board is so old, it’s got more layers than my sandwich.
LackwoodStudent: I’d rather break a new board than ride this thing.
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Lackwood is a skate school in Singapore where kids get mad if their board doesn’t look brand new. They’re like, ‘This board is ugly, I won’t ride it.’
LackwoodRider: This board is ugly. I won’t ride it. Period.
SkateQueen: My board is brand new. Yours is old. That’s not fair.
LackwoodStudent: I’d rather throw my old board out than ride it.
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