lacktivity

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When you're so lazy you might as well be dead, and no one wants to wake you up.

I’ve been lacktive for three days straight. My brain is now a zombie.

My lacktivity is so strong, I’ve turned my couch into a tomb.

I was lacktive so hard, my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.

Doing nothing so hard, it’s like you’re fighting a dragon with a spoon.

I was lacktive so long, my mom called the police thinking I was kidnapped.

I was so lacktive, I forgot to eat and my stomach started yelling at me.

I was lacktive for so long, my brother started a band just to get me moving.

When you’re too tired to think, too lazy to move, and too dumb to care.

I was lacktive so hard, my brain went to sleep and didn’t come back.

I was lacktive like a Monday morning after a weekend of pizza and Netflix.

I was lacktive so much, my phone started giving me a divorce.