Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your stomach turns into a war zone after eating milk

I tried to drink a glass of milk and now I feel like I’ve been in a battle.

My lunch was yogurt and now I’m paying the price.

Milk is my enemy and I hate it with all my heart.

2

a fancy way of saying your gut hates dairy

Dairy is my nemesis and I fight it every day.

I tried to eat a cheeseburger and now I’m regretting it.

My gut is like a angry dog that just got stepped on.

3

when you eat something with milk and your body goes full rebel

I ate a milkshake and my body went on strike.

My stomach is mutinying because of that milk.

I think I just signed a death warrant with that ice cream.

4

when you drink milk and it feels like your insides are being tortured

Drinking milk is like getting tortured by my own intestines.

I took a sip of milk and my insides screamed.

That milk was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.

5

when your body throws a tantrum after touching dairy

I had a piece of cheese and my body had a meltdown.

My stomach is throwing a tantrum because of that milk.

Dairy is my kryptonite and I can’t fight it anymore.

6

a fancy way of saying you get sick from milk and you don’t like it

I ate a milk bar and now I feel like I’ve been poisoned.

Milk is like my worst enemy and it always shows up when I least expect it.

I tried to drink milk and now I feel like I was hit by a truck.