lacksy dazey

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Calm as a dead cat. Doesn't care if the world burns down. Takes forever to do stuff that should be done in five seconds.
Bro, I've been waiting for you for an hour. You're still drinking your coffee.
She got a text saying the house was on fire. She replied, 'Okay.'
He saw the final exam. He said, 'Whatever.'
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Lazy as a slug. Doesn’t care if you're screaming in their face. Takes forever to do things that should be done in a heartbeat.
He got a call from his mom. He said, 'Later.'
The teacher asked him to do the homework. He said, 'Maybe tomorrow.'
He saw a firetruck. He said, 'Cool.'
3
Lacksy dazey is when you're so relaxed you could fall asleep in a hurricane. Doesn’t care if everything goes to hell. Takes forever to do simple stuff.
He saw his dog run into the street. He said, 'Oh well.'
He got a message from his crush. He said, 'Whatever.'
He saw the sky fall. He said, 'Cool.'
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Lacksy dazey is like being a couch. You don’t move. You don’t care. You don’t even notice when the world crashes around you.
She got a text saying the school was closed. She said, 'Okay.'
He saw a spider on the ceiling. He said, 'Nope.'
He was told he had five seconds to do something. He said, 'I’ll do it tomorrow.'
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Lacksy dazey is being so lazy you could die in a chair. Doesn’t even notice when the sky is falling. Takes forever to do stuff that should be done right then.
He saw a message from his best friend. He said, 'Later.'
He got a call from his dad. He said, 'Not now.'
He saw the final boss. He said, 'Whatever.'
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