Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you’re so desperate for a Taylor Swift sighting you’d rather die than never meet her

I’d rather eat a whole pizza by myself than not meet Taylor Swift ever again

If I don’t see Taylor Swift at the concert, I’m gonna cry in the bathroom

I’d trade my dog for a chance to wave at Taylor Swift

2

the horror of living without ever getting close to Taylor Swift

I can’t sleep because I’m thinking about how I’ll never meet Taylor Swift

My life is a mess because I didn’t meet Taylor Swift at the mall

I’m gonna haunt the venue until I see Taylor Swift

3

when you swear you’ll die if you never meet Taylor Swift in this life

If I don’t meet Taylor Swift, I’m gonna die in the middle of the street

I’m gonna scream Taylor Swift’s name until I pass out

I’ll start a cult just to meet Taylor Swift

4

the agony of knowing Taylor Swift is out there and you’re stuck never meeting her

I can’t eat my burger because I’m too sad I’ll never meet Taylor Swift

I’m gonna cry in the airport if I don’t meet Taylor Swift

I’ll throw my phone out the window if I don’t see Taylor Swift

5

when you’re so obsessed with Taylor Swift you’d rather lose your mind than never meet her

I’m gonna lose my mind if I don’t meet Taylor Swift at the concert

I’ll start talking to myself if I never see Taylor Swift

I’m gonna break my phone if I don’t meet Taylor Swift

6

when you’re ready to throw your life away just to meet Taylor Swift once

I’d throw my life away for a chance to meet Taylor Swift

I’m gonna quit my job to meet Taylor Swift

I’ll sell my soul if I can meet Taylor Swift