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A Arsenal striker named Alexander Lacazette who does nothing but stand there like a statue when it matters most
He looked like he was waiting for a traffic light to change
He ran slower than my grandma on a walking holiday
He missed a chance that was easier than getting a snack from the vending machine
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A player for Arsenal who’s so useless he might as well be paid by the club to do nothing
He played like he was on vacation and forgot to bring his brain
He looked confused when the ball came near him
He moved slower than a snail on a Sunday morning
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A striker who’s so bad at his job he might as well be wearing a 'Do Not Disturb' sign
He stood there like he was waiting for a pizza delivery
He looked like he was about to fall asleep during the game
He ran slower than a tired turtle in a race
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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