Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A disease that hits men who haven’t had sex in weeks. It’s real and it’s deadly.

Bro, I got lackofpussyphomia after my ex blocked me on every app.

My cousin hasn’t left his room since he got lackofpussyphomia.

I got lackofpussyphomia after my dog ate my dating profile.

2

When you’re so dry down there, you could light a match with your junk.

I got lackofpussyphomia after I dated a guy who had a beard and a beard.

My lackofpussyphomia was so bad, I started talking to my plants.

I got lackofpussyphomia and now I can’t feel my toes.

3

It’s like your junk is crying for help and no one’s listening.

My lackofpussyphomia is so bad, my phone’s getting lonely.

I got lackofpussyphomia because I dated a guy who smelled like old pizza.

My lackofpussyphomia is so bad, my dog left me.

4

A fancy word for having no life and no sex. Both at the same time.

I got lackofpussyphomia after I quit my job and my dating app.

My lackofpussyphomia is so bad, I got a second job.

I got lackofpussyphomia because I only have one friend and he’s a cat.

5

When your junk is so tired, it wants to go on vacation.

I got lackofpussyphomia and my junk took a sick day.

My lackofpussyphomia is so bad, I started dating my mom.

I got lackofpussyphomia because my ex said I was ‘not worth it’.

6

It’s the feeling you get when your junk is like, ‘I gave up on you a long time ago.’

I got lackofpussyphomia after my ex said I was ‘not the one’.

My lackofpussyphomia is so bad, I started dating my neighbor’s dog.

I got lackofpussyphomia because I only text my ex once a month.