lackofpooliosis

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A disease caused by not having a pool in your backyard. You're sad and sweaty all the time.

My neighbor has a pool. I don't. I'm basically a human hot dog.

I got lackofpooliosis from looking at my friend's pool from my window.

My mom says I have lackofpooliosis because I cry every time it rains.

When you don’t have a pool, you get this weird sickness that makes you hate summer and your neighbor.

I hate summer because I have lackofpooliosis and my neighbor’s pool is mocking me.

My brother got lackofpooliosis after I drowned his goldfish in the lake.

I got lackofpooliosis because I had to swim in the lake instead of my own pool.

This is what you get when you don’t have a pool. It's like being stuck in a hot tub with no water.

I have lackofpooliosis because I had to go to the public pool and got a weird infection.

My dog got lackofpooliosis because he tried to swim in the mud instead of the pool.

I got lackofpooliosis because my pool was closed for repairs and I had to swim in the lake.

A sickness you get from not having a pool. It’s like being stuck in a hot car with no AC.

I got lackofpooliosis because I had to swim in the lake and it was way hotter.

My neighbor got lackofpooliosis because he had to swim in the lake and he’s a weirdo.

I got lackofpooliosis because I had to go to the public pool and my feet are sore.

This is when you don't have a pool, and it feels like your whole life is ruined.

I have lackofpooliosis and my life is ruined because I can't swim in my own pool.

My friend got lackofpooliosis and now he's mad at me because I have a pool.

My dog got lackofpooliosis because he had to swim in the lake and he's sad.

A condition you get from not having a pool. It's like being stuck in a sauna with no ice.

I have lackofpooliosis because I can't swim in my own pool and I'm stuck in a sauna.

My mom got lackofpooliosis because she had to swim in the lake and it was hot.

I got lackofpooliosis because my pool was closed and I had to swim in the lake.