Lackofloreitis

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When a game has no cool stories or secrets, making you broke and dead before you even start.
I spent $50 on this game and died in the first level. What even is this?
This game has no lore. Just a guy in a hat. What's the point?
I had to borrow money to buy armor. This game is a scam.
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A game so empty of cool stories that you might as well be playing against your uncle’s old phone.
This game is like playing with a baby. No story. No fun. Just death.
I got a quest that said 'go here.' That's it. I'm out.
This game has more debt than my cousin's credit card.
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When a game is so boring and clueless that it makes you want to throw your controller at a wall.
I threw my controller at the wall. This game has no story. Just a bunch of guys fighting.
This game is like watching paint dry. No secrets. No cool stuff.
I died three times just to find out there was no reason for it.
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A game with so little cool stuff that you might as well be eating cereal for dinner.
I'm eating cereal for dinner. This game has no story. Just death.
This game is like watching a kid do math. Boring.
I had to eat cereal to survive this game. What even is life?
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When a game is so clueless and basic that it's like your grandpa's old TV.
This game is like my grandpa’s old TV. No story. Just noise and death.
I died five times just to find out there was no cool secret.
This game is so basic it’s embarrassing.
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A game that's so empty of cool stories it might as well be a prison for your soul.
This game is like a prison. No story. Just debt and death.
I'm in a prison of a game with no story. This is the worst.
I had to pay $20 just to die in this game. What even is life?
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