Lackofcocksis

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Lackofcocksis is when a woman who's been married for more than five years gets so fed up with no sex that she turns into a human meat grinder and takes it out on her husband and anyone nearby.
My wife kicked the dog because I forgot to put the toilet seat down again.
She screamed at the neighbor for mowing his lawn on a Sunday.
I got a black eye for saying 'I love you' in my sleep.
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Lackofcocksis is the reason why women who have been married for a long time start screaming at the mailman and throwing cereal at their husbands.
She threw a bowl of cereal at me for not calling her on my birthday.
She yelled at the mailman for giving me the wrong letter.
She cried because I said I was going out with my friends.
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Lackofcocksis is when a woman who has been married for five years or more starts thinking about divorce and takes it out on her husband and the whole neighborhood.
She told the neighbor I was a terrible husband.
She yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.
She threw a shoe at my head during a family dinner.
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Lackofcocksis is a curse that hits women who have been married for more than five years and makes them want to scream, throw things, and take it out on everyone.
She threw my phone out the window for not texting her.
She screamed at the dog for barking at me.
She told my mom I was a bad husband.
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Lackofcocksis is when a woman who has been married for five years or more turns into a monster and takes it out on her husband and anyone who dares to look at her.
She bit my arm for not calling her.
She yelled at the barista for giving me the wrong coffee.
She threatened to leave me for my brother.
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Lackofcocksis is a condition that makes a woman who has been married for more than five years turn into a screaming, yelling, throwing-objects monster.
She threw my keys at me for not coming home on time.
She screamed at the cat for sleeping on my lap.
She told my coworkers I was a terrible husband.
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