lackochocopoopia

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You get the shits only when you don't eat chocolate or anything with cocoa in it. Your guts are basically a chocolate lover’s best friend.

I ate a whole cake and didn’t get sick. Then I skipped chocolate and got the worst diarrhea ever.

My gut’s like a fussy kid. It only throws a tantrum when there’s no chocolate around.

I survived a whole day without cocoa. My colon was screaming in pain.

Your bowels go haywire if you don’t eat chocolate or cocoa. It’s like your body is begging for a chocolate fix.

I tried to be healthy. My bowels hated me for it.

No chocolate? My guts are in a warzone.

I skipped cocoa and my colon went on strike.

You’re basically a chocolate addict. Without it, your guts go on a violent rampage.

I ate a chocolate bar and felt normal. Then I got a headache and my guts exploded.

No cocoa? My guts are like a rabid dog.

I had a chocolate bar for breakfast and didn’t get diarrhea. My guts were happy.

Your body screams for chocolate. If you don’t get it, your guts go to hell.

I had a chocolate bar and my guts were calm. No chocolate? My guts were screaming.

My colon is like a kid who needs candy. No chocolate? It throws a fit.

I ate cocoa and felt fine. No cocoa? My guts were in hell.

You’re like a chocolate-powered machine. Without it, you’re just a mess with diarrhea.

I’m a chocolate-powered machine. No cocoa? I’m just a mess with diarrhea.

I ran on chocolate. No chocolate? I crapped my pants.

I powered through the day on chocolate. No chocolate? I crapped my brain.