lackness

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1
When you're so empty and dumb you make even the most basic situation look like a disaster.
My cousin got lackness when he tried to talk to the cops like they were his friends.
I had lackness when I showed up to the party with no shoes and a half-eaten burger.
My homie had lackness when he tried to rob a store and forgot to bring a mask.
2
Being broke in Chicago and walking around like you're about to get shot.
My dude had lackness when he walked to the store with no money and a face like he just saw his grandma get run over.
I had lackness when I tried to buy a soda with a $20 bill and got laughed at.
My cousin had lackness when he walked by three gangs and had no idea what was about to happen.
3
Getting caught doing something weird or shady, usually by someone with a good camera.
My friend got lackness when he tried to sneak into the house and got caught on the security camera.
I got lackness when I tried to text my crush and got caught by my mom.
My homie got lackness when he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and got filmed by a stranger.
4
When you're not keeping up with the cool stuff everyone else is doing.
My cousin had lackness when he showed up to the party with a flip phone and everyone had phones that could take pictures.
I had lackness when I tried to play the game and didn't know what the buttons did.
My homie had lackness when he tried to join the gang and didn't know the password.
5
When you're so zoned out you might as well be dead.
My homie had lackness when he was eating a taco and didn't even notice the cops behind him.
I had lackness when I was texting my crush and didn't see the bus coming.
My cousin had lackness when he was staring at the ceiling and didn't notice the lights went out.
6
Walking into a dangerous neighborhood by yourself and hoping you don't get killed.
My friend had lackness when he walked into the hood by himself and got chased by three guys.
I had lackness when I tried to get a snack and walked into the wrong neighborhood.
My homie had lackness when he went to the store and got surrounded by gang members.
7
When you're so messed up you get caught for something stupid.
My cousin got lackness when he got caught eating pizza in the school hallway.
I got lackness when I got caught stealing a pen from the teacher.
My homie got lackness when he got caught wearing socks with sandals in front of the whole class.
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