Lackjoke intolerance

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Lackjoke intolerance is when someone can't stand jokes and acts like they're dying every time one is told. They think life is a tragedy and jokes are just a punch to the gut.

My cousin cried when I said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' He thought it was a death sentence.

At the family dinner, my aunt yelled, 'That joke was worse than my divorce!' and threw a roll at me.

My neighbor screamed, 'I can't take this nonsense!' when I told a pun about a tomato.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

If you have lackjoke intolerance, you think every joke is a personal attack. You don’t laugh, you rage. You act like the punchline is your last will and testament.

My coworker yelled, 'That joke was more insulting than my boss!' when I said, 'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!'

At the bar, my friend screamed, 'That joke was a slap in the face!' after I told a joke about a broken pencil.

My mom said, 'I can't take this anymore!' when I told a joke about a fish and a bicycle.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lackjoke intolerance is when someone gets so mad at a joke that they think it’s the end of the world. They’re like, 'This joke is going to kill me!' and they actually start hyperventilating.

At the park, my brother hyperventilated when I said, 'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!'

My friend had a full-blown meltdown after I told a joke about a ghost and a toaster.

My dad acted like he was going to die when I said, 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lackjoke intolerance is when someone can't handle a joke and acts like it’s the worst thing ever. They’re like, 'This joke is worse than my ex!' and they refuse to laugh at anything ever again.

My uncle said, 'This joke is worse than my ex!' when I told a joke about a banana and a piano.

My cousin refused to talk to me for a week after I said, 'Why did the ghost go to school? To get a little more haunted!'

My neighbor screamed, 'I won’t laugh again!' after I told a joke about a hat and a horse.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

If you have lackjoke intolerance, you think jokes are a curse. You act like they’re trying to ruin your life. You get so mad at a joke that you start yelling and throwing things.

My brother threw a book at me when I told a joke about a chicken and a hat.

At the party, my friend yelled, 'This joke is a curse!' after I told a joke about a pig and a bicycle.

My cousin threw a snack at me when I said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lackjoke intolerance is when someone thinks a joke is a full-blown disaster. They get so mad at a joke that they start screaming and acting like they’re being tortured.

At the dinner table, my uncle screamed, 'This joke is torture!' after I told a joke about a pig and a fish.

My friend started crying when I told a joke about a ghost and a banana.

My neighbor acted like a joke was the end of the world when I said, 'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!'

by Slangipedia 9d ago