Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your penis is so small it makes other guys look like they’re wearing a size 12

Bro, I saw you at the beach and thought I was looking at a shrimp

My cousin’s dog has a bigger dong than you

You tried to flex and it looked like you were showing off a pencil

2

When your wiener is so weak it can’t even stand up to a middle schooler’s lunch

Your peen is smaller than my sister’s allowance

You tried to impress a girl and she laughed at you

You’re like a noodle in a soup that’s barely simmering

3

When your tool is so small it can’t even make a dent in a pizza box

Your tool is so small, it can’t even fight a hot dog

You tried to pick up a girl and she picked you instead

You looked like you were trying to start a fire with a match

4

When your schlong is so tiny it can’t even beat a chicken in a fight

You tried to flex and your schlong looked like a pebble

Your schlong is smaller than my mom’s shopping cart

You had a chicken fight and lost because your schlong was too small

5

When your dong is so small it can’t even be counted in a group picture

You tried to be in a group picture and your dong was too tiny to see

Your dong is smaller than a rat’s tail

You had to zoom in to see it

6

When your meat is so small it can’t even make a sandwich

Your meat is smaller than a slice of bread

You tried to make a sandwich with your meat and it was just a snack

Your meat is so small, it can’t even hold a burger