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A clueless kid who thinks sex is just a movie, or someone who knows everything but still acts like a moron.

My cousin asked if a pizza delivery guy was a real person. I cried.

He said he'd never seen a penis, then asked if it was like a taco.

She dated a guy for a year and still thought he was a virgin.

A person so dumb they think getting laid is like getting a free soda, or someone who's seen it all but still acts like they haven't.

He texted me, 'Hey, I’m bored, wanna hang out?' I asked if that meant sex. He said, 'Maybe.'

She got married at 15 and still didn’t know what a condom was.

He had 500 followers and still didn’t know how to swipe right.

A kid who thinks making out is the same as a full-blown sex party, or someone who's seen it all but still acts like it’s new.

She kissed me on the cheek and called it a date. I walked away.

He said he had a girlfriend, then asked if a girlfriend was the same as a boyfriend.

He had a tattoo of a heart and still didn’t know what love was.

A person so out of touch they think a date is just going to the mall, or someone who knows the truth but still acts like a baby.

He asked if I wanted to go to the mall. I said, 'Is that like a date?' He said, 'No, that’s just shopping.'

She had a baby and still didn’t know how to use a tampon.

He got married and still thought a wedding was just a party.

A kid who thinks a kiss is the same as a full-blown makeout session, or someone who knows everything but still acts like they're new to it.

He said, 'I just kissed her.' I said, 'That’s not a kiss, that’s a kiss-off.'

She had a boyfriend and still didn’t know what a hug was.

He had a girlfriend and still thought a girlfriend was just a friend.