Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so lazy you’d rather eat dirt than get off your butt.

I had Lackijuana when my mom asked me to do the dishes.

I had Lackijuana so bad I didn’t even move when my dog peed on my bed.

I had Lackijuana and just stared at my phone for three hours.

2

When you’re too tired to care if your life is falling apart.

I had Lackijuana and let my roommate take my last sock.

I had Lackijuana so I skipped school and ate cereal for dinner.

I had Lackijuana and cried into my pizza.

3

When you're so unmotivated you’d rather die than do your homework.

I had Lackijuana and just stared at my math test like it was a monster.

I had Lackijuana and watched cat videos for four hours straight.

I had Lackijuana and told my teacher I was possessed.

4

When you don't want to do anything, even if it means getting yelled at.

I had Lackijuana and let my dad scream at me for eating the last donut.

I had Lackijuana and didn't even bother to brush my teeth.

I had Lackijuana and fell asleep during my mom's lecture.

5

When you're too lazy to think, and your brain just shuts off.

I had Lackijuana and just stared at the ceiling for an hour.

I had Lackijuana and forgot I had a job.

I had Lackijuana and ate the whole cake in one bite.

6

When you're so unmotivated you’d rather fight a dragon than do your chores.

I had Lackijuana and told my brother I was going to war with his toys.

I had Lackijuana and didn’t even wash my hands after eating pizza.

I had Lackijuana and refused to clean my room even though it was on fire.