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My cousin thinks the sky is purple because he saw a purple shirt.

My teacher said I failed because I wrote 'cat' instead of 'bat' on the test.

My mom thinks the internet is a new type of toaster.

My neighbor says the moon is made of cheese and that’s why it’s round.

My brother thinks Friday is the last day of the week because he skipped Monday.

My friend says dogs talk in Spanish and that’s why they bark so much.

My dad thinks the phone is a portal to another dimension and that’s why it rings.

My sister says the sun goes to sleep at night and that’s why it sets.

My boss thinks coffee is a type of soup and that’s why he drinks it.

My cousin thinks the ocean is a lake that’s just really loud.

My friend says the earth is flat and that’s why the sky is blue.

My uncle thinks the internet is a giant spider that eats your data.

My brother thinks the moon is made of cheese and it’s why the moon is white.

My mom thinks the sun is a giant flashlight that turns on in the morning.

My neighbor says the clouds are just the sky’s version of a nap.

My sister thinks the wind is just the earth breathing.

My friend says the sky is green and that’s why the grass is green.

My uncle thinks the internet is a giant spider that eats your data and that’s why he’s always hungry.