lackawanna darts

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When you're too drunk to care about the game and just want to throw as many darts as you can before someone yells at you.
I had 12 darts in the air and my buddy was screaming, 'Why are you still throwing? You're already losing!'
She threw darts at the board and the ceiling. Both were wrong.
He missed every dart but still said he won because 'the board was being mean.'
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Doing so bad at darts that you make the board look like it got hit by a tornado.
He threw darts like a kid who just got told he was a failure.
The board had more darts stuck in it than it had points.
She threw a dart at the board and it went through the wall. That's not a point.
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When you're so focused on throwing darts that you forget to actually play the game.
He was throwing darts like he was in a war. No one was fighting.
She spent 10 minutes trying to hit the same spot and still missed.
He threw 7 darts and didn't realize the game had already ended.
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Acting like you're a pro just because you threw one dart in the right spot.
He hit the bullseye once and now he thinks he's the king of darts.
She missed three darts but still said she was the best in the room.
He threw one dart and then yelled, 'I'm gonna win this!'
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When you throw darts so fast that the board can't keep up and it starts crying.
He threw darts like he was trying to kill the board.
The board had so many darts in it that it looked like it had a beard.
She threw darts so fast that the board asked for a timeout.
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When you're too lazy to actually play and just throw darts at the board because it's there.
He threw darts at the board like it owed him money.
She threw darts without looking and still said she was trying.
He threw darts at the board and then fell asleep on it.
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