Lackass

My cousin is a total lackass. He's been sitting on a couch for 10 years and still hasn't gotten any ass.

She's a lackass. No one wants to touch her. Not even her mom.

He’s a lackass. No one’s been near him since 2018.

That guy is a lackass. He’s been walking around like he’s got a tail and no one knows why.

She’s a lackass. She tried to flirt with a guy, and he ran away screaming.

He’s a lackass. He tried to do a sit-up and it looked like a horror movie.

My friend is a total lackass. He went to a party and wore a shirt and a hat. No pants. No ass.

She’s a lackass. She tried to dance and it was like watching a broken robot.

He’s a lackass. He tried to do a handstand and it looked like a failed experiment.