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A disease where your sarcasm bone gets ripped out and replaced with a bitchy bone in your back, making you extra annoying.

I got this disease from my mom. She’s the reason I talk like this.

My friend got it after arguing with his ex for three hours straight.

I got it from watching too much reality TV and eating too much junk food.

When your brain loses the ability to be snarky and gains the ability to be a total pain in the ass.

My brother has this condition. He won’t shut up about his dumb job.

I got it from my teacher. She’s the worst.

My dog got it from my sister. Now he barks at everything.

A sickness where your brain forgets how to be cool and starts being a total backstabber.

My friend got it from his boss. Now he’s always giving me side-eye.

I caught it from my cousin. She’s the worst.

My pet got it from my neighbor. Now he’s always trying to bite me.

When you lose your snark and get replaced with a bunch of stupid bitchiness in your spine.

I got it from my mom. She’s been nagging me since I was a kid.

My friend got it from his girlfriend. Now he’s always arguing.

My dog got it from the mailman. Now he’s always barking at the wrong people.

A disorder where your brain forgets how to be cool and remembers how to be a total ass.

My friend got it from his job. He’s always being a smartass.

I got it from my brother. He’s the worst.

My dog got it from the neighbor. Now he’s always barking at the mailman.

When your brain gets replaced with a bunch of stupid bitchiness and you start being extra annoying.

My friend got it from his ex. She’s the worst.

I got it from my teacher. She’s always giving me detention.

My dog got it from the cat. Now he’s always trying to fight it.