lackapotatosis

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You’re so broke you can’t even buy a bag of chips. You’ve been out for days and your bank account is crying.
My mom said I had lackapotatosis because I spent my last $5 on a soda.
I tried to buy weed and got a ‘low balance’ error. That’s lackapotatosis.
I ate my dog’s food because I had no money. That’s lackapotatosis.
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You’re so high on nothing you might as well be dead. You’ve been out for days and your brain is fried.
I tried to smoke a lighter and it didn’t work. That’s lackapotatosis.
I walked into a wall because I had no weed. That’s lackapotatosis.
I asked my friend for a hit and he said ‘no.’ That’s lackapotatosis.
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You’re so low on weed you might as well be a ghost. You’ve been out for days and your soul is missing.
I tried to smoke my last hit and it tasted like regret. That’s lackapotatosis.
I begged my neighbor for a hit and he said ‘no.’ That’s lackapotatosis.
I tried to get high and got a headache. That’s lackapotatosis.
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