Lackanookieitis

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A crazy sickness you get when you don't get laid for too long. You watch more porn, jerk off more, and act like a grumpy toddler.

My cousin got Lackanookieitis and tried to flirt with the mailman.

I was so sick I asked my dog to hump me.

My brother got so mad he yelled at the pizza delivery guy.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A serious illness that happens when you don't use your pecker or your snatch. You get hairy palms, wheezing, and sometimes you lose your mind.

My dad got hairy palms and started talking to his plants.

I wheezed so hard I scared my mom.

My cousin lost his mind and tried to fight a vacuum cleaner.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Hawaiian word that means no sex for men. It’s like being stuck in a boring class with no recess.

My friend got Lackanookieitis and started drawing stick figures.

I got so bored I tried to flirt with my teacher.

My cousin tried to hump the school clock.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A man's curse when he goes a few days without sex. He gets angry, frustrated, and his balls feel like they’re on fire. He needs to get laid, and fast.

My uncle got so mad he threw his coffee at the TV.

I was so frustrated I tried to text my ex at 3 a. m.

My dad’s balls were on fire, and he started screaming at the cat.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago