LackAholic

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A person who drinks like it's their last day on Earth, but can't afford a single beer.
I tried to buy a soda and it cost more than my paycheck.
He drank all the whiskey from the bar and got kicked out for owing money.
She drank three shots and then cried because she had no cash.
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A guy who drinks so much he forgets he's broke, then gets mad when he can't pay for more drinks.
He drank the whole bottle of rum and then yelled at the bartender for not giving him a discount.
She drank until she passed out and left a $50 tab.
He tried to buy a bottle of vodka with a $1 bill and got laughed at.
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Someone who drinks nonstop, but can't even afford a drink because they're too cheap.
He drank all the beer in the fridge and then tried to borrow money from his mom.
She drank the wine from the restaurant and left no tip.
He drank the whole bottle of whiskey and then asked for a loan.
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