Lackagymitis

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A fancy word for when your ass refuses to move and your brain says f*** it to the gym. You end up looking like a donut with a personality.

My gym membership is just a reminder that I hate myself.

I paid for a gym membership and still live in my pajamas.

I tried to go to the gym once. Now I have a badge of shame.

A curse that turns your gym membership into a wallpaper for your bedroom. You get fat and your motivation goes down the toilet.

I got a gym membership and now I use it as a coaster.

I joined the gym and then I joined the donut club.

My gym is a place I go to when I feel guilty.

When your body says no to working out and your brain says yes to pizza. You gain weight and your gym membership becomes a trophy of failure.

I went to the gym once. Now I call it my escape room.

I paid for a gym membership and still eat my feelings.

I joined the gym and now I'm the king of the couch.