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A bad mood from not having a proper dick
Why are you so grumpy? You got no dick.
He’s been moody all week. No surprise there.
She’s been sighing like a broken fan. No dick, no joy.
Lackadickitude
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The sadness of being empty down there
He’s been sad all day. Empty down there, I bet.
Why’s she crying? No dick, no joy.
He’s been whining like a baby. Empty down there, no doubt.
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Feeling weak because your dick is missing
He’s been weak all week. No dick, no strength.
Why can’t she lift that box? No dick, no power.
He’s been slouching like a tired dog. No dick, no might.
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When your life feels like a broken hose
His life is a broken hose. No pressure, no joy.
She’s been whining like a broken hose. No flow, no fun.
He’s been slumped over like a broken hose. No life, no dick.
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The shame of being a dick-less man
He’s been blushing all day. A dick-less man, no doubt.
Why’s she hiding? She’s a dick-less man.
He’s been sighing like a sad dog. A shame, no dick.