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When you’re so shook from the last time you drank milk that a giant ant with no toes stole all your milk and you’re still hiding in the fridge.
I didn’t touch the milk again after that ant took my last sip and gave me the evil eye.
My brother tried to drink milk and screamed like a girl when the ant came out of the carton.
I’ve been eating cereal for weeks because I’m too scared to open the milk.