Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS)

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When you haven't seen a tiddy in so long you're practically begging for one, like a dog at a bakery.

'I haven't seen a tiddy since my cousin's wedding. I'm going crazy.'

'I'm watching a movie and there's no tiddy action. I'm about to throw the remote.'

'I saw a tiddy once a month. Now I'm getting desperate.'

You're so tired of not seeing tiddies that you're ready to scream or rip off your shirt.

'I haven't seen a tiddy in weeks. I'm thinking about breaking into a gym.'

'I'm so LTS I'm considering stealing a tiddy from a statue.'

'I'm seeing a tiddy in my dreams. It's haunting me.'

You're so LTS you're willing to kiss a random person just to see a tiddy.

'I kissed my neighbor just to see a tiddy. It was worth it.'

'I asked my dad if he had a tiddy. He said no. I'm crying.'

'I kissed a kid in the cafeteria just to see a tiddy. I'm a monster.'

You're so LTS you start talking to your shirt, hoping it has a tiddy.

'My shirt said nothing. I'm now talking to my pants.'

'I've started whispering to my jacket. It's not helping.'

'I'm arguing with my socks. They don't have tiddies.'

You're so LTS you're ready to take on the world just to see a tiddy.

'I challenged my brother to a tiddy duel. He ran away.'

'I'm going to steal a tiddy from the school principal.'

'I'm about to fight the school mascot for a tiddy.'

You're so LTS you're starting to think your brain is broken from not seeing tiddies.

'I thought my brain was broken. Then I saw a tiddy. It was magical.'

'I started seeing tiddies in the clouds. That's how bad it is.'

'I asked my dog if it had a tiddy. It looked at me like I was crazy.'