Lack of Talent Show

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A talent show so bad it makes your teeth hurt. Every kid does the same stupid thing. It’s like a group project from hell.

My sister did a lip sync and forgot the words. She just screamed at the mic like it was her ex.

My cousin wore a dress that looked like a potato sack. She also wore glitter. A lot of glitter.

My brother did a tap dance routine and tripped over his own feet. Twice.

A talent show so boring it could put a kid to sleep. Every kid acts like they’re in a Broadway play. But they’re not. They’re just kids.

My friend did a gymnastics routine and fell off the floor. Then she kept going like it was normal.

My neighbor did a solo on the piano. He played every note wrong. But he still smiled like he was winning.

My classmate wore a costume that looked like a raccoon had thrown up on it. And then she did a tap dance.

A talent show where everyone thinks they’re the next big star. But they’re just kids who don’t know how to shut up.

My cousin did a lip sync and talked the whole time. She didn’t even sing. She just yelled at the mic.

My friend did a tap dance and forgot the steps. She just ran in circles like a maniac.

My brother did a solo on the guitar. He played every note wrong, but he still thought he was amazing.

A talent show that feels like it was created by a kid who just wants to be famous. But no one cares.

My friend did a gymnastics routine and fell off the mat. Then she did a cartwheel and cried.

My neighbor did a tap dance and wore a dress that looked like it was made of spaghetti.

My cousin did a lip sync and forgot the song. She just screamed at the mic like it was her enemy.

A talent show that is more of a disaster than a show. Every kid thinks they're famous, but they're not.

My friend did a solo on the piano and played every note wrong. But she still smiled like she was winning.

My brother did a tap dance and wore a costume that looked like a raccoon had thrown up on it.

My classmate did a lip sync and talked the whole time. She didn’t even sing.