Lack of Respect

My best friend helped me pass math, and I called him a fake. I failed the test. He got an A. I got a D. I’m a dumbass.

She paid for my pizza and I said she was lying. I’m full. She’s broke.

He lent me his game and I said he was a cheat. I lost the game. He got a new console.

My friend stuck up for me when I got in a fight, and I called him a nobody. He got a black eye. I got a gold star for being a jerk.

She drove me to school every day and I told her she was useless. I passed the test. She got a ticket.

He gave me his lunch when I forgot mine and I said he was a loser. I ate his sandwich. He ate a napkin.

My friend helped me with my homework and I told him he was a waste of air. I got an F. He got a B. I’m a waste of time.

She helped me with my dog and I called her a waste of breath. My dog ate her shoe. She got a new one.

He helped me during the fire drill and I said he was a waste of space. I got out first. He got a burn.