lack of comprehension

I asked him what the movie was about and he said, 'It’s like... a bunch of people fighting in a forest.' I died.

She tried to explain the math problem and I just stared at her like she was speaking Latin.

He said the joke was funny and I had no idea what he was talking about.

He said the teacher was ‘kinda cool’ and I asked, ‘What’s cool?’ and he said, ‘I don’t know, it’s just cool.’

She tried to explain why the dog barked and I said, ‘It’s because it’s mad at the mailman.’

He told me he got an A on the test and I said, ‘You’re lying, you got a D.’

I watched the whole movie and had no idea what happened at the end. I just sat there like a confused potato.

He asked me what the homework was and I said, ‘I don’t know, I just stared at it.’

She tried to tell me about her day and I just said, ‘Cool.’