Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone says art is crap and throws it in the trash.

My uncle said my painting was garbage and tossed it out the window.

She called my poem a waste of paper and burned it.

He said my music was noise and hit play on a vacuum cleaner.

2

When someone claims art is fake and tries to prove it with a potato.

He said my drawing was fake and drew a potato on the board.

She called my song fake and played a potato on a recorder.

He said my art was fake and drew a potato on my face.

3

When someone insults art so hard it makes the paint cry.

He said my painting was so bad it made the paint cry.

She insulted my art so much the crayons broke.

He called my art a disaster and the glue fell off.

4

When someone calls art a waste of time and then spends all day arguing about it.

He said art was a waste of time, then argued about it for three hours.

She said art was useless and spent the whole day making a perfect argument about it.

He called art a waste of time and then took two hours to draw a single line.

5

When someone denies art so hard they get a tattoo of a blank canvas.

He said art was fake and got a tattoo of an empty canvas.

She denied art so much she got a tattoo of a blank page.

He said art was a lie and got a tattoo of a white wall.

6

When someone says art is just a bunch of nonsense and then spends the whole day making nonsense.

He said art was nonsense and then spent the day making noise.

She called art nonsense and then wrote nonsense for two hours.

He said art was nonsense and then drew nonsense on the ceiling.