Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so empty inside you could pass for a ghost in a bad neighborhood.

Yo, that guy’s got no substance. He’s like a ghost with no snacks.

That dude’s got nothing going on. He’s like a blank check that’s already bounced.

He’s so hollow, he could start a band called 'The Empty'.

2

When you're in Chicago and you're too broke to even think about getting a gun.

I walked around Chicago with no gun. I was like a chicken with no claws.

No gun? I’m more likely to get shot than a bank robber.

I tried to walk around Chicago like a boss. Then I realized I had no gun.

3

When you’re doing something sketchy and someone films it in 4K like they’re making a movie.

I was eating a taco at 3 a. m. and some kid filmed me in 4K like I was a movie star.

I was sneaking into a store and got caught on 4K. That’s not a crime, that’s a flex.

I was trying to steal a pizza and got filmed in 4K like I was in a heist movie.

4

When your hood game is so weak it’s like you’re wearing a hood from the 90s.

My hood game is so weak, I look like I just walked out of a 90s movie.

I tried to look cool, but my hood game was worse than my math grade.

I’m so behind on my hood game, I could be a meme.

5

When you’re so out of it you could be a sleep-deprived donut.

I was so out of it, I missed my own birthday like it was a side effect.

I was so spaced out, I walked into a wall like it was a friend.

I was so not paying attention, I ate my own hat.

6

When you’re walking around an enemy hood like you’re asking for a beatdown.

I walked into the enemy hood like I was a walking invitation to a fight.

I was like a kid walking into a wolf’s den. That’s not bravery, that’s stupidity.

I went into the enemy hood like I was the main character of a horror movie.

7

When you’re so messed up you could be a jailbreak movie.

I got caught for some dumb shit and now I look like a jailbreak movie.

I messed up so bad, I got caught for something I didn’t even do.

I was so messed up, I got caught for stealing a snack.