lack jeach

The most anxiety-ridden kid ever. Wears Vineyard Vines like they’re a religion. Runs the JV baseball team like it’s a death sentence. Shows up with that pink lunchbox every day, like his mom wrote a full novel on a napkin. Fails physics so hard it’s a miracle he doesn’t combust. Plays frisbee like it’s a sport and stage crew like it’s a cult. Acts like he’s autistic, but he’s just a bro, no cap.

The kid who’s always panicking about everything. Vineyard Vines is his uniform. Runs the JV baseball team like he’s being paid to fail. Shows up with that pink lunchbox like it’s a sacred relic. Can’t do physics worth a damn. Plays frisbee like it’s a life-or-death situation. Pretends to be autistic but he’s just a bro, no cap.

The most high-strung kid you know. Wears Vineyard Vines like it’s a badge of honor. Runs the JV baseball team like it’s a curse. Shows up with that pink lunchbox and a note that’s longer than his essay. Can’t do physics and thinks frisbee is a sport. Acts like he’s autistic, but he’s just a bro, no cap.