lacisum

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so huge and heavy it feels like you're carrying a sack of bricks and a bad decision.

My backpack is a lacisum. I feel like I'm walking to school with a dead horse.

That couch? Lacisum. I can't even move it without crying.

This pizza box is a lacisum. I'm going to need a forklift to finish it.

a human-shaped pile of lard that makes the floor groan when they walk.

My uncle is a lacisum. He eats so much, the table begs for mercy.

That guy at the gym is a lacisum. He looks like he was born in a donut shop.

My mom is a lacisum. She eats ice cream for breakfast and still fits in her pants.