Lachy B

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The king of the school who has twice as many friends as the next best kid and makes them all cry.
Lachy B walked in and everyone stopped talking. Even the principal gave him a thumbs up.
He got 100 likes on his selfie and the other guy got 50. That’s not even close.
He told the lunch table to shut up and they all did. Even the cool kids.
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The most famous kid who is so popular he could probably be the president and still win.
He got a text from the mayor and he didn’t even flinch. He just replied with a meme.
He had 100 followers before the other kids even had 10.
He was the only one who could talk to the principal without getting in trouble.
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The most popular kid who is so good at being popular that even the teachers side with him.
The teacher let him talk during class because he was too busy texting Lachy B.
He got a free pizza for lunch because he was the most popular kid in the school.
He asked the principal to skip recess and the principal said yes.
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