Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting so scared you can't even speak. Someone points out your weakness and you shut up like a coward.

Bro, you said 'I’m not scared' and then Lachy called you a crybaby and you dropped your phone.

At school, Lachy called me a chicken and I couldn't even reply.

My friend said Lachy made him too nervous to talk. He just sat there like a wet sock.

2

An Aussie with a big head and a tiny weenie. Everyone laughs at him.

Lachy walked in and everyone said, 'Look at that tiny dick!'

He tried to impress the girls, but they just laughed at him.

He said he was a legend, but his weenie said otherwise.

3

The man behind RSToolkit. He has no body and is cheating on Zork. People say his name like it’s magic.

I called Lachy’s name and the game broke. That’s how magic he is.

He’s cheating with Zork and no one cares.

Lachy’s name is so powerful, it broke my game.

4

A future porn star. Tall, tiny weenie, and thinks he's hot stuff.

He’s so tall, he could be a skyscraper. His weenie is smaller than a pencil.

He said he would be a porn star, but no one believes him.

He’s tall and thinks he's a movie star, but his weenie is tiny.

5

Lachy is the most attractive guy on the planet. Everyone agrees.

Everyone said Lachy was the hottest guy ever. Even my grandma agreed.

He walked in and everyone said, 'He’s the best looking guy.'

I said he was hot and my friend agreed. My sister said he was the best.

6

Lachy is a legend. He has a big cock, big muscles, and catches a bunch of fish.

Lachy caught 10 fish and said, 'That’s just my warm-up.'

He has a cock so big, it could be a slide.

He has muscles and catches more fish than the whole lake.

7

6’5" monster with a cock so big it could be a bridge. He’s strong, catches fish, and steals your girl and sister.

He stole my sister and my favorite fish. I was mad.

His cock is so big, it could be a mountain.

He’s 6’5", has a huge cock, and he’s a fish-catcher legend.