Lachute

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A smelly town in Quebec where people yell at each other and play loud music that sounds like a dying cat.

I moved to Lachute and my ears are still ringing from the metal band next door.

My cousin got into a fight at the flea market over a broken toaster.

The local punk band tried to start a riot with a chicken and a drum kit.

A town so small it thinks it’s big, and it’s famous for its stupid markets and even stupider music.

I bought a used fridge at the flea market and it still didn’t work.

The local metal band thinks they’re the best even though they can’t sing.

My dog ran away during a punk concert and came back with a tattoo.

A town that smells like wet socks and has more bands than sense.

I went to a metal concert and got yelled at by a guy who looked like he just woke up from a nap.

The flea market had a guy selling socks that looked like they’d been worn for a decade.

My friend joined a punk band and now he screams at everything.