Lachusht

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Lachusht is when people get so messed up on air or water they go full retard and make a fool of themselves at night like they’re trying to win a stupid contest
My cousin drank three sodas and started dancing in the parking lot like he was in a Cirque du Soleil show
My neighbor floated around the block yelling 'I am the ocean!' and tried to hug a streetlight
My friend inhaled a whole bottle of air and started talking to the ceiling like it was a judge
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Lachusht is when someone turns into a baboon on a sugar high and makes a total mess of themselves late at night
My sister drank a whole lake and started singing 'Baby Shark' in the middle of the highway
My uncle floated around like a drunk balloon and tried to wrestle a mailbox
My cousin inhaled a hurricane and started screaming 'I am the wind!' while doing the chicken dance
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Lachusht is when people get so wasted on air or water they act like they’ve been hit by a truck and start making a total mess at night
My brother floated around like a lunatic and tried to eat a streetlight
My mom inhaled a storm and started dancing on the roof like it was a disco
My friend drank a whole river and started talking to the moon like it was his ex
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Lachusht is when someone gets so messed up on air or water they act like they’re on a hallucination trip and start making total fools of themselves at night
My cousin inhaled a tornado and started wrestling a traffic light
My neighbor drank a whole pool and started doing the can-can on a park bench
My friend floated around like a drunk jellyfish and started yelling 'I am the sea!' at a fire hydrant
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Lachusht is when people act like they’re on a sugar high from air or water and start making a total mess of themselves like they’re trying to be the weirdest person ever at night
My brother inhaled a hurricane and started dancing on the roof like he was in a music video
My sister drank a whole lake and started talking to a streetlight like it was her best friend
My cousin floated around like a drunk whale and started singing 'I am the sea!' at a vending machine
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