Lachu

Lachu is a smug, brainy, summer-born prick who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room but can’t shut up about it. Deep down they’re a softie who would cry if someone called them a meathead.

My kitten Lachu is the best pet ever. She’s cute, she’s fluffy, and she steals my food at night. But she also thinks she’s the queen of the universe.

Lachu is the worst human being on Earth. They’re like a giant tumor with a personality. They ruin everything they touch and they never stop talking about it.