Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You suck the sadness like a fat kid at a candy store

I drank my brother's tears after he failed math again

She cried so much I got a headache from all the sadness

He cried so hard I had to wipe his face with a tissue and my shirt

2

You eat the tears like they're free pizza

I ate my mom's tears after she yelled at me for eating the last slice

He cried so much I had to take a bite of his sadness

She cried so loud I had to cover my ears and my mouth

3

You swallow the tears like they're a bad breakfast

I swallowed my dad's tears after he got fired

She cried so much I had to drink her sadness

He cried so hard I had to take a sip of his tears

4

You take the tears like they're stolen candy

I took my sister's tears after she got grounded

He cried so much I had to grab a handful of his sadness

She cried so loud I had to take a bite of her tears

5

You drink the tears like they're bad coffee

I drank my friend's tears after he failed his test

She cried so much I had to sip her sadness

He cried so hard I had to take a gulp of his tears

6

You nibble the tears like they're stale chips

I nibbled my brother's tears after he lost his phone

She cried so much I had to take a bite of her sadness

He cried so hard I had to nibble his tears