Lachrymatory

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A fancy word for something that makes you cry so hard you look like a broken faucet.

My mom's sob story about her ex made me lachrymatory.

That movie made me cry so much I looked like a water balloon.

He told me his dog died. I cried like a kid who lost his favorite toy.

A Roman tomb accessory that held tears, or maybe just the dirt from a really sad guy.

Found a lachrymatory in the tomb of a guy who cried for 30 years.

That Roman dude had a lachrymatory and a wine bottle. He was really dramatic.

Ancient people had fancy tears. I just have a napkin.

A fancy way to say 'lol', but if you're really mad, it might make you cry instead.

My friend said 'lachrymatory' when I spilled my coffee. I laughed and cried.

Used lachrymatory in a text and got called a weirdo.

Tried to use lachrymatory in a tweet and looked like a confused potato.