lachlann

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A tiny Irish pimp who looks like he was born in a sock. He’s got hoes on both arms and more hoes stacked on his lap than a pizza delivery guy at midnight. He’s so legendary, even Jesus and the Tooth Fairy have to beg him for a free ride.

I saw Lachlann at the mall and my ex turned into a vegetable.

He walked by and my dog started crying.

He showed up at my job and my boss quit.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A ginger slug with a nose like a cheeseburger and wheels instead of legs. It’s got OCD and a huge crush on folk music. People think it’s a pond but it’s just a weird guy who lives in Leith.

My neighbor saw a lachlann in the park and started singing folk songs.

I tripped over one and it gave me a hug.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s got OCD too.

by Slangipedia 1d ago