Lachlan .j McIntyre

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A goddamn legend who looks like a walking dream and acts like a total idiot. He charms every girl in the room, even the ones who are totally not interested. He's got a mood swing worse than a toddler and a heart so big it could hold a whole damn football team.
He walked into the bar and all the girls turned their heads like he was the main character of their life story.
He tried to flirt with my dog and it just stared at him like he was a complete fool.
He made a fool of himself at the party by trying to dance with a table.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most handsome guy on the planet who also happens to be the most ridiculous. He gets all the girls, even when he's being a complete mess. He's got a heart the size of a brick and a mood the size of a hurricane.
He showed up to my birthday party wearing a hat made of socks and nobody knew what to do.
He tried to propose to a random girl at the grocery store and she just laughed in his face.
He fell off a chair during a conversation and nobody even blinked.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The sexiest guy alive who also happens to be the dumbest. He gets every girl, even the ones who are totally over it. He's got a mood swing like a broken clock and a heart so big it could hold a whole damn restaurant.
He tried to impress my mom by doing a backflip and landed in a puddle.
He asked my sister out on a date and then forgot her name 10 minutes later.
He tried to write a poem and it was just a list of swear words.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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