lachlan goodwin

Lachlan Goodwin tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a TikTok dance.

He thinks he's a genius because he once said 'hello' to a vending machine.

He tried to impress me by spelling 'cat' backwards and calling it 'a cool experiment.'

He claimed he could beat a robot at chess and lost in 3 moves.

He tried to give a speech and forgot his own name halfway through.

He thinks he's famous because someone took a photo of him in a grocery store.

He tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and his own hair.

He asked for help with math and then said 'I don’t even know what numbers are.'

He tried to play a guitar and made it sound like a cat was being tortured.