lachlan blow

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A bearded monster from southeast Queensland who lives in Ashmore and talks too much about beer and how the jackaroo’s work is the best ever.

Lachlan Blow is here, and he’s bringing his whole damn beer collection.

Why does he talk about the jackaroo like it’s a god?

He showed up at the bar with a beard and a grudge against everyone who doesn’t like beer.

A man with a lot of hair and even more opinions, especially about beer and how the jackaroo does everything right.

He showed up at the party with a beard and a speech about the jackaroo.

Lachlan Blow doesn’t just drink beer, he preaches it.

He started a fight over who pushed the jackaroo better.

A hairy man from Ashmore who loves beer and can’t shut up about how the jackaroo does everything perfectly.

He came to the bar and talked about the jackaroo for an hour.

He had a beard so thick, it could block a beer.

He tried to start a debate about the jackaroo and lost because he was too drunk.