lachlan and rusty

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Lachlan and Rusty are like two farts in one butt, they look different but they both stink and they both come from the same place. They’re the same person trying to be two different people at once.

Lachlan texted me at 2 AM. Rusty texted me at 2:01 AM. Same message. Same dumb joke.

My teacher said Lachlan and Rusty are both in the class. I asked, 'Are you sure?' She said, 'No, I think they’re just one person pretending to be two.'

Lachlan did the homework. Rusty didn’t. I got in trouble for both of them.

by Slangipedia 20h ago

Lachlan and Rusty are like a pizza and a bag of chips, they both exist, but they’re just different versions of the same stupid snack. They’re the same person with two different names and two different problems.

I saw Lachlan in the cafeteria. Then I saw Rusty. I asked, 'Are you two twins?' He said, 'No. We’re the same person. Just very confused.'

Lachlan sent a group message. Rusty replied to it. Both were mad about the same thing. Both were wrong.

My mom said Lachlan and Rusty are both on the football team. I said, 'Are you sure?' She said, 'No, I think they’re the same person with a really bad habit.'

by Slangipedia 20h ago

Lachlan and Rusty are like two different people who both got stuck in the same toilet, they’re both gross, both loud, and both are the same person. They’re just really bad at hiding it.

Lachlan texted me about the math test. Rusty texted me about the math test. Both said the same thing. Both were wrong.

I saw Lachlan at the store. Then I saw Rusty. I said, 'You’re both here?' He said, 'I’m both here. I’m both here.'

Lachlan and Rusty both got detention. My teacher said, 'They’re both here. They’re both stupid. They’re both the same person.'

by Slangipedia 20h ago