Lachking

I saw him in the mall. He was literally looking up my nose.

He tried to hug me. It was like hugging a toddler.

He walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve short people here.'

He came up to me and said, 'Hey, do you have a ladder?'

He tried to shake my hand. I had to bend over for him.

He walked into a restaurant and the waiter said, 'We don’t serve shrimp here.'

He stood next to me and said, 'You’re tall.' I said, 'You’re a kid.'

He tried to kiss me. I had to look up his nose.

He walked into a gym and the trainer said, 'We don’t take short people here.'