Lachinio

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Lachinio is a former Rocket League legend who used to make bank but now gets paid to push washing machines like a washed-up nobody.

"I used to fly around like a god, now I just push machines like a broke janitor.", Lachinio, 3 AM tweet

"My car used to be my life. Now it's just a delivery truck for laundry.", Lachinio, DM to a fan

"I used to be rich. Now I'm rich in lint.", Lachinio, Instagram story"

Lachinio used to be the best in the game, now he's stuck in a washing machine factory like a sad version of himself.

"I used to make money. Now I make machines.", Lachinio, tweet during lunch break

"My skills are still good. My job is not.", Lachinio, comment on a fan video

"I used to be a pro. Now I'm a pro at being stuck in a factory.", Lachinio, TikTok caption"

Lachinio was once a Rocket League god, now he's a washing machine salesman who cries when the machines don't work.

"I used to be a god. Now I'm just a guy who sells machines.", Lachinio, tweet to his old teammates

"I used to be famous. Now I'm famous for being sad.", Lachinio, Instagram post

"I cry when the laundry doesn't go through. It's that bad.", Lachinio, DM to a fan"