lachine

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The best place on Earth. It’s like heaven but with more fries and less sadness.

Lachine is the only place where I can eat 10 burgers and still feel happy.

I would move to Lachine if it had a McDonald’s and a pool.

My dog says Lachine is the best place to sniff butts.

A dump where French people live and can’t even get a decent pizza. It’s like a prison for food lovers.

My cousin lives in Lachine and can’t find a pizza. I feel sorry for her.

Lachine is so bad, even the rats are tired of it.

I would rather be stuck in traffic than live in Lachine.

A girl who eats so much lettuce she gets E. coli and turns green. She’s a walking food disaster.

Lachine ate a whole salad and now she’s green and crying.

I saw Lachine in the hospital and she was green and mad.

Lachine tried to eat a whole lettuce and now she can’t sit down.

A girl who’s always laughing and dancing like a maniac. She’s the best friend you ever had and also a city in Azerbaijan. Go figure.

Lachine is my best friend. She dances like no one’s watching and laughs at my bad jokes.

Lachine is from Azerbaijan and still dances like she’s in a music video.

Lachine’s friends all laugh at her crazy dance moves and her bad fashion sense.

A dumb French guy who thinks he’s cool. He moves slow and makes bad choices like a brain-dead zombie.

Lachine walks slower than a turtle and can’t pick a pizza topping.

Lachine tried to go to the store and forgot where he was.

Lachine picked a pizza with pineapple and now he’s crying.