Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting a blow job so hard you think you're going to cum before your pants fall off.

I got LaCheyed at the bar and I still haven't stopped shaking.

My brother got LaCheyed by a hooker and now he's crying in the shower.

I got LaCheyed so fast I didn't even get to take my shirt off.

2

A Miller Lite. It’s what Nick Lachey drinks every time he gets a blow job on Newlyweds and thinks he’s hot stuff.

I drank a Miller Lite and felt like Nick Lachey for a whole hour.

She gave me a LaCheyed and then I drank a Miller Lite and it was perfect.

I had a LaCheyed and then I drank a Miller Lite and I felt like a king.

3

A Miller Lite. It's like a drink for people who think they're cool but are just average.

I drank a LaCheyed and it was just a Miller Lite, but I felt cool.

He said he had a LaCheyed, but it was just a Miller Lite.

I got a LaCheyed and it was just a Miller Lite, but it was worth it.

4

Super hot, loves you, gives you everything, and has a body like a god.

She's LaCheyed and I’m jealous because she’s perfect.

He’s LaCheyed and he still has time to drink Miller Lite.

My girlfriend is LaCheyed and I’m just a normal guy who loves her.

5

A rich bastard who gets to bang Jessica Simpson and still has money left to buy a house.

That guy is LaCheyed and he still has money to buy a car.

He's LaCheyed and he's still rich enough to buy me a pizza.

She’s LaCheyed and he still has money to buy a house.

6

Getting married and thinking you're going to be rich, but then your wife ends up richer and you're broke.

I got LaCheyed and now I’m broke and she has a mansion.

He got LaCheyed and now he’s broke and she’s rich.

She got LaCheyed and now I’m broke and she’s happy.

7

The husband of a dumb blonde who thinks he's a rockstar but is just a guy who sings on TV.

He's LaCheyed and he still thinks he's a rockstar.

She's LaCheyed and he's just a guy on TV.

He got LaCheyed and he still thinks he's a rockstar.